Inquiring about tax issues.

It's 108 degrees in Norman Oklahoma today.

Matt: Eff global warming, i'll hang out naked with some polar bears.

Me:


Matt: stop sending me porn at work!
Me: Wow, you finally did decide to join the bears.
Matt: i really am kinda mad/happy about this video
me: THERE ARE POLAR BEAR CUB SLIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN OF SNOW. It is magical.
Matt: dan and i just watched it
Matt: i went through a slew of emotions
Matt: happiness, jealousy, wonder...
Matt: i think god messed up...he should have made me a polar bear
Matt: i'm good at just hanging out all day when i'm not worried about sweating to death
Me: I'm sorry, I still savoring that you just typed "i went through a slew of emotions". I'll dwell over the thought of you actually being a polar bear in a minute.
Matt: god i wish...i'm thinking about moving the computer into our deep freezer and just putting that video on repeat
Me: Imagine how the polar bears in your zoo must feel. That's horrible.
Matt: i should go free them and then ride one back to the arctic
and they'll be like "thanks dude! you can be an honorary polar bear and just chill with us! how do you like raw fish?"
Me: You're really funny when it's hot outside.

I'm glad it's 80 degrees in Albuquerque today.