I swear you're on.

Albuquerque, you looked beautiful on the 4th. All these bright bulbs of color shooting up all over the city. Really, the best way to see it is some kind of bird's eye view, from the crest or from the interstate. Lovely, lovely, lovely. In fact, you looked so lovely that I might have forgiven you a little bit. You can still eat it for G-Dub backlash, but you won back some pretty points.

(And don't worry, I am well aware of my irrationally-placed anger. Yep.)

Somewhat legal firework activity. Somewhat.

This is what Ashley will look like when she watches the end of the world. Safety goggles and all.

This is what it looks like when you put a roman candle in a recliner.

This is what Casey does to action figures he doesn't want anymore.

This is sparkler dancing.

This is pretty.

This is too.