Ten awesome factoids about Canada!
1. What's up, metric system?
2. There are boobies on television. And way less commercials.
3. The traffic in the older cities is like driving in Santa Fe. It makes me want to stab.
4. Canadian geese DO migrate! And they totally fly in a V!
5. Veal is pretty much a food group. I dare you to come be a vegan here.
6. Niagara Falls (the city) is like if Las Vegas had an Asian baby with Red River.
7. Canadian Wal Marts can't accept gift cards from American Wal Marts. No Superbad for me til I get back to the States.
8. Which reminds me, there's a hockey team on their 5 dollar bill.
9. Don't EVEN mess around about Celine Dion. She could run for Prime Minister.
10. And this is the most important,
TRAFFIC BARRELS ARE BLACK AND ORANGE IN ONTARIO.
4 comments:
clearly, of all your observations, boobies are the most important.
ORANGE AND BLACK! But where would we find black helmets??
I got your postcard, sweetheart. It made my day. Thank you!
Yay!
I had someone make Poutine at a potluck the other day...
Can you pretty much get it anywhere up there? Where the hell do you buy cheese curds?
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