I hear you're still looking for me.

Kyle got fired today. That's exciting.

Also, the amazingly awesome staff at Kyle's apartment complex have declared war on me, by booting my grandmother's car because her tags are expired.

Cat: "My grandma has the right tags, she asked me to put them on. Let's just switch it real quick!"

Kyle: "But I already called Felipe (the apartment manager) about it. (Pause) We could just kill him!"

Cat: "We've been watching too much Bourne."